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Mario is getting done over!

Lol in regards to my previous post about Princess Peach. This 90s damsel was truly playing games lol but hey what ever floats your boat and I guess it kept us all entertained and Mario on his toes haha.

Lol what a joke! ha

How Princess Peach? How?

Mario games where the best alongside many others. Nintendo out did themselves even in the 90s.

What’s crazy is how Mario always had to go and save Princess Peach; he never had a break even to this day. As soon as he saved her ass she was gone again!

Mario is the ideal guy though LOL he travels over hot lava, avoids being eaten by the big plants and getting attacked by all of Bowser’s minions. What a guy!

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But come on Peach what the hell are you doing LOL. After the first time you was taken okay that was a surprise, the second time you wasn’t ready but the third, forth and all the other times you was kidnapped you should have been on guard, taken up karate lessons or at least learnt to fight back, do something woman!

The amount of times you’ve been kidnapped I’m surprised Mario has kept on saving you, he should of left your ass with Bowser because clearly you like when he takes you away LOL this is not a game. *But it really is* 😀

The levels are hard as well and they get harder and harder, make you wanna get mad with the game, all because Princess Peach can’t defend herself, Peach you give women everywhere a bad now LOL.

Seeee! LOL :Taken from things90skidsrealize

Okay, Mario if that was this era now I can guarantee after the first few rescue missions most guys would not even attempt to save their girl friend or a girl they liked as many times as you have LOL. Probably wouldn’t even save them if I’m real, Peach you got it good too good!

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